EUROTRASHED

"Dude. what is the name of that squeeky ass horn instrument. serbian? in all the catchy really gay..."

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 22:38:46 -0800

“Dude. what is the name of that squeeky ass horn instrument. serbian? in all the catchy really gay music videos u use to wake your friends up with?”

- texts I get from friends about chalga

merry belated azis-mas!

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 09:09:00 -0800

merry belated azis-mas!

totallyeurotrashed: Oh hey look, it’s Krum and Debora and...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:55:41 -0700

totallyeurotrashed:

Oh hey look, it’s Krum and Debora and Kristiana, Bulgaria’s favourite overamorous threesome.

Their only crime was loving too much.

reblogging myself because HOW DID I MISS THE CAMEO FROM MIRO

Baccara seving up 70s Spanish realness

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:22:03 -0700

Baccara seving up 70s Spanish realness

you can’t not expect me to reblog a gifset from Hop and...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:59:00 -0700

you can’t not expect me to reblog a gifset from Hop and then proceed to rewatch the music video a couple dozen times in the twenty-four hours which follow

I pledge my allegiance to the united states of AZIS

Thu, 31 May 2012 09:31:05 -0700

I pledge my allegiance

to the united states of

AZIS

a Bulgarian cover of a Sakis Rouvas single, re-titled Orgasm?...

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:02:00 -0700

a Bulgarian cover of a Sakis Rouvas single, re-titled Orgasm? YES PLEASE

this is not a Eurovision blog (I’ve already got one of...

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:59:00 -0700

this is not a Eurovision blog (I’ve already got one of those!), but I still would like to pay tribute to eurotrashiest of all the entries this year.

Bulgaria, you never cease to impress! truly an exemplar for us all

the dormant microblog rises again, revived by ME SOMEHOW MISSING...

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:06:45 -0700

the dormant microblog rises again, revived by ME SOMEHOW MISSING A NEW OFFICIAL MILAN STANKOVIC MUSIC VIDEO (??!!)

Where are you from?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:13:18 -0700

Canada!
fully half-Balkan, though (as my incoherent hyphenated last name - were you to see it - could attest to)

ASSES

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:00:00 -0700

ASSES

(not really)

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 21:04:47 -0700

(not really)

if you’ve already fallen for the charms of Bulgarian...

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 20:59:00 -0700

if you’ve already fallen for the charms of Bulgarian man-vixen Miro, please proceed to the next level of intensity: his old band, KariZma!

the sex, it drips.

what

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:38:00 -0700

what

Miro, again, because he is my favourite Bulgarian sex god.and...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:56:00 -0800

Miro, again, because he is my favourite Bulgarian sex god.
and here is a music video wherein he has cloned himself into A THOUSAND COMMUNIST BULGARIAN SEX GODS

(be sure to stick around to the end, when he karate-kicks a giant Hitler in the face)

okay wait up, no one told me there was an English remix of...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:27:44 -0800

okay wait up, no one told me there was an English remix of Eurovision 2010’s least appreciated masterpiece

anyway it’s a music video chronicling the highs and lows of an attractive young persons’ menage-a-trois, and needless to say I got very emotionally involved

ROUVAS RETRO THURSDAYS Αφήστε Την (1996) ghost-Sakis and his...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:10:05 -0800

ROUVAS RETRO THURSDAYS

Αφήστε Την (1996)

ghost-Sakis and his nipples will haunt every surface of your home.
your walls. your mirrors. your floors. your windows.
your bed.

(real time facts:-it is snowing like a mo’fo right...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:30:05 -0800

(real time facts:
-it is snowing like a mo’fo right now
-I’m going to a realtime Quebecois sugar shack this afternoon, for kicks
-I’m wearing my absolute most comfy sweater ever
q.e.d. TIME FOR SOME BONEY M)

SEXY CATS!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:44:19 -0800

SEXY CATS!!!!!!!!!

uggggggghhh don’t you just HATE IT when you’re in...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:04:00 -0800

uggggggghhh don’t you just HATE IT when you’re in the middle of very important construction work and inconsiderate sexy ladies keep interrupting you with their glistening bodies and sizable breasts???

happens all the GODDAMN TIME